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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
I want to text you but fuck I’m scared..I guess I’m the true definition of a coward.
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it’s crazy to cry early in the morning reading your post..the mistakes I’ve done..
I was hurt..I tried to forget most of the things when I’m with you..and I made it..but I still remember lots of other things..I tried to leave before but you didn’t let me..so I stayed..but you probably hate me now and it is a good time for me to leave.. you wouldn’t miss me..but I would..I guess it is as long as you’re happy.. I hope you wouldn’t fall fo other...
it’s too late to save our love now..
I shouldn’t treated you rudely eventho I’m hurt..